Right then, guv'nor, it's a smashing virtual machine.
Cor blimey! Proper British VMs from London Docklands, where the kettle is always on and LINX is just down the corridor. Pip pip, low-latency reach across the UK and Europe.
Billed in pounds sterling. Supported by humans on UK time. Brewed strong, served with milk.


Pick a VM, guv'nor.
EPYC chips, NVMe storage, direct cross-connects to LINX and LONAP. Brewed fresh in London Docklands at Telehouse North. Prices in proper pounds sterling, with no foreign-exchange faffing about.
Showing plans in London, UK, with direct peering at LINX & LONAP.
VM London 2G
- GNM-IX 1G£15/mo
- GNM-IX 5G£75/mo
- LINX LON1/LON2 Bundle 4G£140/mo
- LONAP IX port (1G / 2G / 4G)£14–£56/mo
- Enable BGP downstream support (AS-SET)£4/mo
- Additional IPv4 Address£3/mo
VM London 4G
- GNM-IX 1G£15/mo
- GNM-IX 5G£75/mo
- LINX LON1/LON2 Bundle 4G£140/mo
- LONAP IX port (1G / 2G / 4G)£14–£56/mo
- Enable BGP downstream support (AS-SET)£4/mo
- Additional IPv4 Address£3/mo
VM London 8G
- GNM-IX 1G£15/mo
- GNM-IX 5G£75/mo
- LINX LON1/LON2 Bundle 4G£140/mo
- LONAP IX port (1G / 2G / 4G)£14–£56/mo
- Enable BGP downstream support (AS-SET)£4/mo
- Additional IPv4 Address£3/mo
VM London 16G
- GNM-IX 1G£15/mo
- GNM-IX 5G£75/mo
- LINX LON1/LON2 Bundle 4G£140/mo
- LONAP IX port (1G / 2G / 4G)£14–£56/mo
- Enable BGP downstream support (AS-SET)£4/mo
- Additional IPv4 Address£3/mo
Start in London. Conquer politely.
Launch your latency-sensitive workloads in London first, then grow into additional regions as your footprint expands. No need to leave Blighty unless you want to.
Hosting fit for the job.
Proper hardware, proper software, proper humans. The boring sort of reliability you actually want, served with a biscuit.
- Properly British network
Start in London Docklands, expand into Europe and the Americas when you fancy a wander. Routing tighter than a tram on rails.
- Tea-time support
UK-based engineers, on UK time. We answer tickets between brews. AS52025 BGP sessions configured while the kettle boils.
- Smashingly good kit
HPE, Supermicro, Arista. Servers fit for a King, virtualised with KVM. No tat, no penny-pinching.
- Punctual deployment
Up and running in minutes, quicker than a Pret queue at 12:01. Automated provisioning, images optimised for UK workloads.
- Full root access, mate
Complete control. Install whatever you like. Run your server your way. We won’t come round and tut at you.
- Pounds sterling, please
Billed in GBP from a UK Ltd company. No surprise FX fees, no dollars, no nonsense. Your accountant will smile.
Tea-time guarantee
If your VPS isn't live before your brew goes cold, we'll have a stern word with it.
Questions, naturally.
Honest answers from a UK-based provider. If you can't find what you're after, give our team in Blighty a shout and we'll have the kettle on.
